shelikesmyspock:

once-lerspajamas:

carcinocatnip:

Shhhdhhfghh

You don’e good, Penguin. You done good. 

WHAT IS THIS SHOW I NEED IT

(Source: zeino-edits)

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian:

    I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

  • America:

    Well sure why not?

  • Britney Spears:

    I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

  • America:

    Whatever you want!

  • Carmen Electra:

    I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

  • America:

    Okay, sounds like fun!

  • Gay couple:

    We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

  • America:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1:

    But I'm not Gay!

  • Man 2:

    Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?

  • Man 1:

    but I'm not!

  • Man 2:

    IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!

  • Man 1:

    honestly?

  • Man 2:

    THOR OR LOKI!

  • Man 1:

    probably Iron Man.

  • Man 2:

    SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?

  • Man 1:

    yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....

  • Man 2:

    ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?

  • Man 1:

    well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.

  • Man 2:

    oh yeah..

  • Man 1:

    and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-

  • Random Woman:

    EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.

  • *awkward silence*

  • Man 2:

    ...and you said you werent gay!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Track: Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Artist:
Album:

lovinlavidaloki:

liemaster-coyote:

kermitthefrrog:

iamladyloki:

romulancigarettes:

I am a lesbian, but COME ON.

Oh god I’m choking HAHAHAHAHAHA

actual avengers theme

ICAN’TBREATHE

REnner jesus why are you standing this way

ALERT: Hoenn Appreciation Post.

a-doomed-mind:

THEY HAD A FLOATING CITY.

THE IMPOSSIBLE ISLAND. SURE, WHY-NOT?

INTRODUCING THE VERY FIRST FIELD SANDSTORM.

LETS JUST ADD A SUPER COOL HM ALLOWING US TO MAGICALLY BREATHE UNDER WATER. 

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE FIRST IN GAME CUTSCENE.

INVENTED DOUBLE BATTLING Y’KNOW. CASUAL.

CREATED POST-GAME BADGES.

And I mean come on, guys. The Acro bike. Life or life?

ALERT: Hoenn Appreciation Post.

a-doomed-mind:

THEY HAD A FLOATING CITY.

THE IMPOSSIBLE ISLAND. SURE, WHY-NOT?

INTRODUCING THE VERY FIRST FIELD SANDSTORM.

LETS JUST ADD A SUPER COOL HM ALLOWING US TO MAGICALLY BREATHE UNDER WATER. 

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE FIRST IN GAME CUTSCENE.

INVENTED DOUBLE BATTLING Y’KNOW. CASUAL.

CREATED POST-GAME BADGES.

And I mean come on, guys. The Acro bike. Life or life?

ophiuchustroll:

asktheyolorosa:

piimify:

I Present To You The New And Improved Kanaya Maryam

She Shall Be Known Now As Swagnaya Marjammin

(( I posted to the wrong blog shit ))

yolorosa more like perfect

(Source: lumineon)

It’s an extremely bizarre title, but once you read the entire book… you probably won’t get the meaning. I was close to finishing writing this book, and when the chief editor told me, “it’s almost about time you gave an official title to the PR department”, I said automatically,

“Du… Durarara?” In response to this string of syllables came the chief editor’s response. “Ho, I love titles like these with unclear meanings. Let’s go with this… but how to you spell it in English?” I didn’t think it’d get approved, and while I was still dazed by it all, the chief editor asked,

“…Will you add on a ‘!’ like in ‘Baccano!’ and ‘BoWWow!’?”

Never expecting it to get approved and my thoughts in utter disarray, I said without thinking, “It’s rare we get the chance to, so let’s add two exclaimation marks while we’re at it.”

After a moment’s silence, I heard what I thought was the sound of rustling paper, then came the explosive laughter from the chief editor. “It looks extremely stupid written down on paper! It’s rare we get the chance so let’s go with this!”

And so the name “デュラララ!!” was born—- but I’m still not quite sure what it means.

Narita Ryohgo about the title of the series. (via lovelysickness)

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